Subject: VOTE SubGenius Organization InfiNet Just a reminder. Time's getting short. Note the address change. Dennis McClain-Furmanski (dynasor@infi.net) wrote: Uncle Bear has it exactly right. We NEED a SubGenius president this term. In fact, we need a LOT of them, to make it harder for THEM to kill us all. Why shouldn't we have several? We have tons of Popes. Same thing. We can have a whole line-up of them, a veritable MysAmerica Pageant of presidents. Even some part-time presidents if they're too busy most of the time earning a living or playing video games or masturbating to handle a full time presidency. So rather than running against each other, I suggest we all run TOGETHER. We should ALL set up a votes account at the SubGenius Foundation. After all, Jesus needs the work now that he's moved in. And I suggest this set-up: Whoever gets more yes votes than no votes gets elected, no matter how many candidates that is. Vote with dollars. One dollar, one vote. It's the Amrricun way. Vote for as many candidates as you want, as many different ways as you want. It's the SubGenius way. That's all it would take for ANY SubGenius to get elected, as many SubGenii as want the job. It's not like it's really that important, since by July 1998 "Bob" will be proclaimed World Overlord. We just have to run interference until he takes control. The fact that it's not "recognized" by the Youess Gubmint is only fitting, since they themselves are not recognizable, except as cartoon carnicatures. And not to snub our overseas Yeti sisteren, bretheren and sheheitotheren, they can vote even though they're not US citizens. Or they can run for Last President themselves. Or even start up an election in their own country, whether or not it coincides with a regular election there. The time is NOW, children. As of November 5, we'll only have 487 days to prepare for The End Times. To vote for me, send $1 to SubPresident DynaSoar, PO Box 140306, Dallas, TX 75214 To vote against me, send $1 to Kill DynaSoar, PO Box 140306, Dallas, TX 75214 For those of you who don't know me well, I adhere viciously to the doktrine of the Industrial Church. I refuse all monies myself and pay my own way. I even pay my own way into devivals where I preach. I will NOT get a cent of this and would forward any money sent directly to me on to the Foundation for vote tallying. I DON'T WANT your money. "Bob" wants your money and your pstench that's on it. I just want your LOVE, your HATE, your SEXHURT and OOZESQUIRT. I want to rub, rub, rub and praise "Bob", "Bob", "Bob" in a song. Two cars lodged in every carnivorous chicken. Two families of pinks in every pot. I WANNA GREET THE X-ISTS! MAKE me feel it, children. Make DALLAS feel it. It is only fitting that the City That Kills Presidents acts as the Holy Book Repository where the Holy Bookies count the chump change and watch the inevitable changes come down on the chumps. Shove your money up ME. I want to wear The Grin. I want to smoke The Pipe. I want to offer up the Place Where I Used to Wear My Hat in the ultimate Slackrifice. Vote for me RIGHT BETWEEN THE EYES. Elect a SubGenius for Last President of the United States To vote, send $1 to Rt. 1 Box 304, Young Rd. Dublin, VA 24084 For me "SubPresident DynaSoar"; against me "Kill DynaSoar" Vote early, vote often, vote for or against anyone you want. (@ @)\DynaSoar\___, Yetii Genetii Research InstiToot ll ll SubGenius Church of Scienfictiontology Clench of The One True Pipe Dream, Terran Occupation Forces DynaSoar, Tibetian Rantarian, Chaplain dmcclain@runet.edu 'Praise "0100 0010 0110 1111 0110 0010"' -- MWOWM [Paid for by The Committee to Killect SubPresident DynaSoar] [You want to run, start your own damn committee.] [Broadcasters for "Bob", write for details on free tape recordings of election lies and candidacy rants, each original and contradictory.] -- Doktor DynaSoar Iridium -- dynasor@infi.net -- Punctuator of Evolution |
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14 February 1998 | Last Updated: October 26, 2000 |