A Guy walks into
a store and tries to buy a spiderweb. Clerk looks under the counter for a
minute and pulls out a pair of crotchless silk boxers to offer them as a replacement.
No, says the Guy, he wants something in spiderweb. Clerk has been told that
the customer is always right and he Believes this, but he also knows that
they sometimes have to be coached a bit before they know it. Leading the guy
towards a glassed-in display he starts to expound on the pleasures that can
be had with other natural materials, hessian, lace and PVC. The Guy however
is insistent that he must get the required apparel made of spiderweb. It must
at least be mostly spiderweb, says the Guy, not wanting to be unreasonable
and makes to leave. Before you leave, says the Clerk, I've got something to
show you. He leads the Guy over to a dusty corner and points to a large cylinder
made of some shiny metal. It is just under 2 feet across and 3 feet high.
That, the Clerk explains, is a Titan Steel Butt Plug. The Guy is puzzled yet
intrigued and asks who would use such a thing. Noone knows, sighs the Clerk,
but it cost us a fortune.
Everyones got
problems…